B joins the cult of personality.

B makes like an amoeba and splits.

In every culture there is a position in society that is revered above all others. The Chinese have the wise man, Muslims have the Imam, and Americans have… the wingman.

I’ve been a bridesmaid five times. I live true to the words: always a bridesmaid.

There is no other day in the history of days when I lie to myself more than on New Year’s Eve