Archives for the ‘Dear Id’ Category

Dear Id: The Christmas Spirit

By Id • Jul 13th, 2008 • Category: Dear Id

Dear Id:

Every year I promise myself that I won’t let the holidays get me down. But here I am- and it’s holiday time again- and I can’t seem to get in the spirit. I’m surrounded by ostentatious commercialism, my own lack of true religious faith, and an overwhelming desire to punch those Salvation [...]



Dear Id: The Hangover Remedy

By Id • Jul 13th, 2008 • Category: Dear Id

Dear Id:

I recently finished reading Steinbeck’s The Grapes of Wrath and
although the novel was dominated by the themes of Transcendentalism,
Jeffersonian Agrarianism, Pragmatism, Humanism, and the overall need for
Socialism in a selfish, money-driven America, I can’t help but parallel the
Joad family with the Beverly Hillbillies. Is my interpretaion a bit
sophomoric?

-Reverend Jim

P.S. Do you find [...]



Dear Id: Blue in the Face

By Id • Jul 13th, 2008 • Category: Dear Id

I have a hangover that won’t quit. It is from a combination of too much beer and bad bowling alley pizza. What can I do?
–Blue in the Face
Dear Blue in the Face:
I really wish my staff would research the Id archives more before approving these damn questions. Id has already offered his readers [...]



Dear Id: Through the Stomach

By Id • Jul 13th, 2008 • Category: Dear Id

Dear Id:

Who are you planning on voting for in the next presidential election?

-George Dubbelya

Dear George Dubbelya:

Id isn’t yet ready to offer his support to any single candidate. After all, Id’s power is great, and to make a decision prematurely could really make the political waters turbulent. Talk to me after New Hampshire.

-Id

Dear Id:

Who [...]



Dear Id: Internet Privacy

By Id • Jul 13th, 2008 • Category: Dear Id

Dear Id:

I’m concerned about Internet privacy. I have read recently that companies like DoubleClick track surfers based on the cookies on your machine, and that they have recently begun tracking people based on their actual name- so they know exactly who you are.

Is Big Brother here? What can be done to stop him?

-Little Brother

Dear [...]