Approximately a million and five years ago, I wrote a story railing against the media and the pressure it puts on women to look perfect for their man. It’s not subtle, but we do keep buying the magazines, so we have to take responsibility for the continued mass-publication of such insulting dreck. It seems we are drawn to these mags like mosquitoes to that weird blue thing in my neighbor’s backyard. And though I could argue the magazines often make our lives miserable, at least they don’t make a loud ZZZZZT as they snuff out our little lives like the weird blue thing did to the mosquitoes.
With that in mind, I was scouring the web today looking for something to write about since my own life is a snore-inducing snoozathon filled with ridiculous amounts of TV and sugarless candies, when I happened upon a video that sums up part of my article, except done well and with pretty pictures. If I were a lesser woman, I would be envious of this piece and hide it from my readers, lest they realize what a talentless hack I really am. But I’m bigger than that. Instead, I will just take complete credit for it.
I’m the chick on the right.
‘Cosmopolitan’ Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man
disclaimer: I’m not really the chick on the right.
I’m the one on the left.
disclaimer: I’m not really the chick on the left either.
I’m the dude.