At MeZine, we’re huge procrastinators. We’ll do anything not to have to work, which is why we’re happy we were born during the internet generation instead of during, say, the industrial revolution. The internet is the best procrastination tool ever invented because it gives our co-workers the impression we are diligently working. So with all the time we spend screwing around online, we were stunned to find out we missed a work of true genius.

After much deliberation, we’ve decided to post TWO versions of this masterpiece: the original and the reproduction. We don’t know how old the original is, but we’re told it’s ancient. How ancient is unclear, we are testing it using carbon dating, and by carbon dating we mean we’re dating the soda vendor. Same diff.

We’ve decided to post the reproduction first. We think after seeing the reproduction, you’ll get a finer appreciation of the original piece, which is most definitely fine. But enough words. Without further ado, let’s get to the unbridled glory of absolute genius.

And the original. Can you handle the awesomeness?