With the primary elections heating up, we MeZine folk thought it was time to hunker down and do some endorsing. We’ve been courted by all the candidates looking for the sweet nectar of obscure blog endorsement. We see how they look at us from inside our TV screens. We have high def, after all.

We did a lot of research and decided to endorse a former president. We’re not sure what the rules are on serving non-consecutive terms, but we really love this guy. He’s articulate, he’s handsome and he has been known to kick serious ass on Air Force One.

That’s right, America. We nominate the former President of the United States, Harrison Ford. He’s tough on crime and easy on the eye. You heard it here first, Harrison Ford for President.

For those of you who are disheartened with the candidates other than Harrison Ford, you can take the election poll below. It’s like a cross between Zogby’s and a violent massacre, except without the Zogby part. Blend up your favorite candidate and watch the entrails fly. Margaritas anyone?